dear god of farmville…

dear god of farmville,

please protect my crops & live stock from weeds, crows, foxes, raccoons & gophers. w/ thanksgiving coming up my neighbors & i can’t afford any more losses. w/ 100% seriousness, thank you & goodnight.

p.s. i am willing to sacrifice all of my goats & spill the blood of my lonely lost turtle.

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    i know! its the best!
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    hahaha this has made my entire night, IF NOT my week. hhahhhhahah
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    I totally rmbr talkin about Farmville at Chain last week, HAHAHA! and how...leveled up so...
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    Ryan. this is becoming serious
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    HAHAHAHA. This is for
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