November 2009
5 posts
dear god of farmville...
dear god of farmville,
please protect my crops & live stock from weeds, crows, foxes, raccoons & gophers. w/ thanksgiving coming up my neighbors & i can’t afford any more losses. w/ 100% seriousness, thank you & goodnight.
p.s. i am willing to sacrifice all of my goats & spill the blood of my lonely lost turtle.
Oh how I desire...
I have travelled so much this year & have yet to venture outside of the urban areas of whatever state I happen to be in at the time. There is nothing I enjoy more than spending time in the most rural areas of our country & yet I have not been able to once this year! I miss Mother Nature!!! Oh how I desire earths most natural therapy.